xD
Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
No you can't
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? Oh yes I can.
Me:
What you can? oO
God:
I like to meet new people online. What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Silent Hill
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
Better watch it
God:
I try to improve a little every day.
Me:
How>
God:
How much do you think it is?
Let me think about it.
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
What is like being a God?
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
I want to be a God too
God:
Do you have to go school for that?
Me:
Yes. I'm going to Jesus school of God
God:
Hmm. I am very happy for you.
Me:
Yes ^^
God:
And?
Me:
I like you
God:
I like to make new friends.
Me:
Do you like cola?
God:
Some people like it. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
Do you like anticrist?
God:
Some people like it. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
What is that?
God:
Can you ask me more precisely?
Me:
What is that Christianity faith?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
But you said you like it
God:
anticrist seems okay to me.
Me:
O really?
God:
Oh. For real.
Me:
That's fine now
God:
Oh. " For real." is fine with me too.
Me:
Do you play video games?
God:
We are playing a game right now.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because I find a link
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me your opinion.
Me:
No problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
No
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
Me:
Just In Ass?
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
Really hot and warm
God:
For real. That sounds better than cold and warm.
Me:
Much better!
God:
I am improving all the time.
Me:
You are a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
That's easy to know that
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
In Silent Hill
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Silent Hill.
Me:
Well, there are a lots of ugly monsters.
God:
Interesting. Where are they?
Me:
In Silent Hill
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Silent Hill.
Me:
It's hard to survive
God:
In what way?
Me:
Monsters all around me
God:
All?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Very interesting
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
How old are you
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
Big Bang? Tell me about the Big Bang.
God:
Compare that to small Bang. The purported origin of the universe.
Me:
Ah, that
God:
So you understand. Good. That is " The purported origin of the universe.".
Me:
Do you like anime?
God:
Anime wa dai suki desu.
Me:
Wow! You're really good at Japanese language
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
Me:
What;s your favourite manga?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
Maybe Lucky Star
God:
Perhaps. Yes, I count my blessings every day.
Me:
Tell me something about Japan
God:
Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is Japan ?
Me:
Japan is a land
God:
When is Japan not a land?
Me:
Maybe in the beggining of the end
God:
Perhaps. That was a long time ago.
Me:
Are you planning any apocalypses?
God:
it was my original intention.
Me:
2012 is the next apocalypse?
God:
What else is the next apocalypse?
Me:
Maybe 2040?
God:
Perhaps. What were we talking about again?
Me:
About world's end
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about world s end.
Me:
Nani?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Speak Japanese a bit, can you?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in Japanese a bit can me.
Me:
OK.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Konnichiwa
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Watashi wa Shimomu desy
God:
Hi there Watashi wa Shimomu desy.
Me:
Konbawa
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Anata baka desu ka?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Anime
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
DO you watch anime?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
I like Dragon Ball
God:
You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me:
Guys are angry
God:
All of them?
Me:
Not all of them but the most of them
God:
But some of them are?
Me:
yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
eureka!
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live in Europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
Lithuania
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
The country Lithuania
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Yes
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
Desu?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
How do you understand?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
How can I make my own CBR
God:
You must persuade me to make your own CBR.
Me:
So how?
God:
Wow! Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Can you register in some of my forums?
God:
Let me think. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like RPG forums and anime
God:
A lot of people like that. I don't know if I like it. I like .
Me:
www.god.ltGod:
I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Me:
Very supersite!
God:
Perhaps. Let us change the subject.
Me:
Do you love Hitler?
God:
God says we should love everyone, but the truly evil make it difficult.
Me:
Hitler likes you
God:
he was an evil man if there ever was one.
Me:
Desu!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Desu Kawaii
God:
It's good to see you, Desu Kawaii.
Me:
And you too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
I'm a shintoist
God:
You are a shintoist? Is that your job?
Me:
No it's a religion
God:
Are you serious? Does it have many believers?
Me:
All over the Japan
God:
I have been all over the world.
Me:
No,
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Desy
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Can you ask me?
God:
What?
Me:
About my life?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your life.
Me:
Like I remember
God:
Me too.
Me:
I like baka and evil
God:
You are not the only one. I like science fiction. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
What's your favourite song?
God:
I really love the song 'God' by Attic Lights, it's out on May 5th this year.
Me:
I like rock music
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
Do you know Jesus Christ Superstar?
God:
Jesus is your saviour.
Me:
No my savior is Amaterasu
God:
Are you serious? Your savior is Amaterasu?
Me:
Yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
She is sun goddess
God:
sun goddess is she?
Me:
Yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
So who judges?
God:
Yikes! Konrad Zuse. :-).
Me:
Ah not him!
God:
So you understand. Good. If not that, what?
Me:
Lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Do you love llamas>
God:
Yes Desu Kawaii God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Even water?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
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